Alex, on the Road, Yet Again
A Story by Adam B
Saskatoon's menace to society, Alex Clayball, is at it again. This time, hes going for a drive in his car. He drives one of those three-wheeled bubble cars, with the doors at the front, and that are smaller than a peanut.
He got in, started the car, shifted into reverse, and accidentally backed into the garage door. SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The bubble bashed the big barrier behind it.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! screamed Alex. He slammed his foot on the accelerator, backed into the sawhorse in the garage, remembered the transmission was still in reverse, shifted into drive, and sped out of the driveway.
Alex drove by Linda's van, and quickly said, Hi Mom! Hope you had a good day at the casino! Bye! His automatic transmission shifted gears like Alex had to drive from Canada to Brazil in an hour, or the world would explode.
Soon, Alex ended up in the city, and havoc was soon wrecked. Alex got four tickets from the police. One for running a red light, two for making cars crash like dominoes, three for speeding and four for messing around with photo radar while his brothers, Eugene and Dwayne, were on duty.
In no time, Alex began to fall asleep while driving his car. Soon, he was completely asleep, and his foot was fully pressed on the gas pedal. Alex soon lost control, and drove into the leg of the Greenwood Software water tower. The tower began to topple over, and it screamed for help. The tree soon died as it landed.
Alex woke up after the crash. He drove away quickly, in order to try to hide.
To Be Continued...